THIS AIN’T HAWAII : A zesty burst of realistic pineapple, bergamot and grapefruit starts off this unique fragrance. As the composition develops, the fruity top notes develop into a refined woody-floral heart of jasmine, white cedar and patchouli. Woodsy elements and oakmoss make this dry down one for the books. Clean, elegant and compelling, this sophisticated, warm weather recommended scent will have you feeling like your toes are in the sand all summer long.
Available in our 10 ml beard oil, 1 oz beard oil, 1 oz beard balm, or our 3 oz beard & body butter. Castor blend available in beard oil only.
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THE DETAILS
WHAT’S INSIDE
BEARD BUTTER
The simple yet effective ingredients in this whipped beard butter provide conditioning and nourishing benefits for both hair and skin. Soften hairs, avoid dry, Winter itch and minimize frizz with this brutal butter blend. Rub a small amount between your hands and apply to a freshly washed beard daily for best results. This product is heat sensitive and will melt in high temperatures. Please store in a cool, dark place to avoid unwanted consistency changes.
3oz screw top tin
Ingredients: Beef tallow, mango butter, isopropyl myristate, Kalahari melon seed oil, squalane (olive), argan oil, BTMS-50, marshmallow root extract, arrowroot powder, fragrance, vitamin E
BEARD OIL
This lightweight, quick absorbing and nourishing oil is the perfect blend for beards of all lengths. The oils used are well known for their benefits on both hair and skin and will not clog pores, or leave any residue buildup. A little goes a long way, so start small, and apply on a freshly washed, damp beard. Those with longer beards, coarse hair, or dry skin may benefit from applying morning and night or choosing our castor oil blend.
1oz dropper bottle
Original Blend Ingredients: Camellia seed oil, squalane (olive), Kalahari melon seed oil, argan oil, amla oil, pumpkin seed oil, fragrance, marshmallow root extract, vitamin E
Castor Blend Ingredients: Camellia seed oil, squalane (olive), Kalahari melon seed oil, argan oil, pumpkin seed oil, castor oil, amla oil, fragrance, marshmallow root extract, vitamin E
BEARD BALM
Our balm packs a punch and helps to moisturize, condition, style and soften your beard. Mango butter and Murumuru butter, a killer combo of hydration, fast absorbing oils, and beeswax, all work together to nourish, soften brittle hairs, and seal in moisture.
1oz screw top tin
Ingredients: Beeswax, mango butter, murumuru butter, camellia seed oil, argan oil, BTMS-25, pumpkin seed oil, amla oil, marshmallow root extract, arrowroot powder, fragrance, vitamin E
This Ain't Hawaii is a nice, mild banger. Absolutely a beautiful summer vibe!!
Alright fellas, let’s talk about this Dead Smoothsl – This Ain’t Hawaii beard oil… because this one hits different.
From the moment you crack open the bottle, you’re hit with a bold, zesty punch of pineapple, grapefruit, and bergamot—like a tropical wake-up call with zero fluff. But don’t let the name fool you—this ain’t a beachside cocktail. This is rugged island energy for the refined warrior.
As it settles in, those bright fruits slide effortlessly into a smooth, masculine heart—jasmine, white cedar, and patchouli bring a clean, floral-woodsy balance that’s fresh yet grounded. Then the dry down? Chef’s kiss. The oakmoss and woody base wrap everything together in a scent that’s elegant, modern, and perfect for warm weather. It’s tropical, yes—but with grit, class, and edge.
Now let’s talk performance: this carrier blend is top-tier. It absorbs fast into my grey beard—no greasy residue, no heavy feeling. Just soft, nourished, and ready to roll. It left my beard looking healthy and feeling smooth, with that subtle shine that screams “well-kept” without trying too hard.
Final Word: This Ain’t Hawaii is a sleeper hit. It’s fresh, it’s grown, it’s smooth. Just like a Tactical Santa summer—loud, legendary, and always on mission. Tactical Santa Approved
The scent is good but this beard butter is topnotch. I love it. I will be ordering more.