THIS AIN’T HAWAII : A zesty burst of realistic pineapple, bergamot and grapefruit starts off this unique fragrance. As the composition develops, the fruity top notes develop into a refined woody-floral heart of jasmine, white cedar and patchouli. Woodsy elements and oakmoss make this dry down one for the books. Clean, elegant and compelling, this sophisticated, warm weather recommended scent will have you feeling like your toes are in the sand all summer long.
Available in our 10ml beard oil, full size 1oz beard oil, 1oz beard balm, or our 2oz beard & body butter
BEARD OIL INGREDIENTS, ORIGINAL BLEND: Camellia seed oil, squalane (olive), Kalahari melon seed oil, argan oil, amla oil, pumpkin seed oil, marshmallow root extract, vitamin E, fragrance
BEARD OIL INGREDIENTS, CASTOR OIL BLEND: Camellia seed oil, squalane (olive), Kalahari melon seed oil, argan oil, pumpkin seed oil, castor oil, amla oil, marshmallow root extract, vitamin E, fragrance
BEARD BALM INGREDIENTS: Beeswax, mango butter, murumuru butter, camellia seed oil, argan oil, BTMS-25, pumpkin seed oil, amla oil, marshmallow root extract, arrowroot powder, fragrance, vitamin E
BEARD BUTTER INGREDIENTS: Beef tallow, mango butter, isopropyl myristate, Kalahari melon seed oil, squalane (olive), argan oil, BTMS-50, marshmallow root extract, arrowroot powder, vitamin E, fragrance
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5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
This Ain't Hawaii is a nice, mild banger. Absolutely a beautiful summer vibe!!
Alright fellas, let’s talk about this Dead Smoothsl – This Ain’t Hawaii beard oil… because this one hits different.
From the moment you crack open the bottle, you’re hit with a bold, zesty punch of pineapple, grapefruit, and bergamot—like a tropical wake-up call with zero fluff. But don’t let the name fool you—this ain’t a beachside cocktail. This is rugged island energy for the refined warrior.
As it settles in, those bright fruits slide effortlessly into a smooth, masculine heart—jasmine, white cedar, and patchouli bring a clean, floral-woodsy balance that’s fresh yet grounded. Then the dry down? Chef’s kiss. The oakmoss and woody base wrap everything together in a scent that’s elegant, modern, and perfect for warm weather. It’s tropical, yes—but with grit, class, and edge.
Now let’s talk performance: this carrier blend is top-tier. It absorbs fast into my grey beard—no greasy residue, no heavy feeling. Just soft, nourished, and ready to roll. It left my beard looking healthy and feeling smooth, with that subtle shine that screams “well-kept” without trying too hard.
Final Word: This Ain’t Hawaii is a sleeper hit. It’s fresh, it’s grown, it’s smooth. Just like a Tactical Santa summer—loud, legendary, and always on mission. Tactical Santa Approved
The scent is good but this beard butter is topnotch. I love it. I will be ordering more.